In a move set to revolutionize the search world, Google has patented bio networking technologies popularised in the Matrix movie. Adsense publishers will soon be able to plug directly into the Google backbone through a USB dongle that will WiFi directly through to the users central nervous system. The wireless interface was chosen after rigorous testing in the Google Labs.
"We thought the idea of using a direct user input socket was a bit cumbersome. During our alpha testing we soon realised that the high bandwidth possible through a surgically implanted socket was not worth the downtime it caused our adsense publishers."
Publishers have been quick to embrace the technology with a slew of applications for the beta program. Some successful testers have risked their place in the program to speak of their experiences.
"It really is something from web 3.0 as far as I am concerned. No longer do I have to look for things to type about. Search queries are directly cross referenced with my memories. Google serves up the relevant ads and everyone is happy. The only problem so far was when they sent part of my brain to supplemental results and I lost my car keys."
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